Love That She Wrote In A Verse

Among the things I was told after they learned I was lesbian are the following:

1. “Have you thought about being cured?”
2. “There’s a penis out there for you.”
3. “God loves the Lesbos, I love the Lesbos— and that’s why I want to save you.”
4. “How are you going to fulfill your usefulness if you aren’t going to have a kid?” (To which I said I’d like kids and one of them said…)
5. “Turkey basters?!”
6. “Women should obey their husbands”
7. “Penises need to go in the vagina— you shouldn’t be a vagina-licker”

Siiiighhh. And these people use the Bible to “confirm” these beliefs. Come on, folks. -.- Though, I do appreciate that they said “We are not a part of the Westboro Baptist Church, we love all of you, we love the homos—we just want to save them”

lol. Sigh.